Dear sir,
I am writing this letter in order to conduct a simple tradition of former Presidents. Now you are the President of The United States, you will have more responsibilities than anything you have met before. You will have to sacrifice your personal happiness. You will no longer enjoy a peaceful life. The way you will pass will cause lots of challenges as well as difficulties. However, I believe that you will get over all of this. I truthfully believe you can be a excellent President, believe you can preserve, protect, defend the Constitution of the United States. As a former President, I truly pray for you that all good things will come to you. God bless you.
By the way, can you pardon me on the behalf of President? Yeah, I know this has come in surprising but hey, please listen. Those jerks in GOP have betrayed me, those sh!t that I have business with have let down me. And if i pardoned myself, those chinese spies in supreme court would reject this. They want to kill me. So please, pardon me. Im nearly crying. It took me three days to write this confidential, enthusiastic letter. Can you see my enthusiasm? If so, please pardon me. Im begging you cute no-longer-sleepy Joe. PLEASE!!!!
Your sincerely
Donald J. Trump
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